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I Ain't No Smooth Operator

from Experimental Redneck by Rough Skeletons

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Sometimes people try to act sexy cool, only to end up tripping on an ottoman and choking on their own saliva.

lyrics

I tripped on your ottoman
nearly cracked my head
then i tried to lye you down on the bed
what's that you landed on?
then i choked on my own spit
i couldn't find the condom
no I couldn't
we went on a date we did
to a bluegrass bar
Tom and Jeff were talking at us like we were
skids like them
the double rum and cokes they did me in
i couldn't find the condom
no I couldn't

No I ain't no smooth operator

My behavior is so temporary
I'm gonna make it good
in time you know I'll get it right
I find the condoms ready
I'll find them
and I'll also have them ready

No I ain't no smooth operator

No I ain't no smooth operator
no I ain't no cool alligator
no I ain't no quick calculator
what i got to give
is my funny funny

No I ain't no smooth operator

credits

from Experimental Redneck, released July 30, 2009
Owen Marchildon: vocals, guitar, vocals
Paul Shepherd: sounds, vocals, drums

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Purple Hill Records is difficult to define as anything but Rock and Roll. Driving, catchy, exploratory, a Rock and Roll that encompasses decades. From the roots of The Velvets and The Feelies, Big Star and beyond, the label is now a complete package and compliment to the style, mind, and song writing of Owen Marchildon ... more

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